Don’t want you to feel bad bout yourself,
So let me tell you bout myself.
Some people say that I’m fun,
Others always try to run.
Some people call me crazy,
Others view me being lazy.
People say that I am mental,
Just because I listen to heavy metal.
One guy told me I am gay,
In response I told him “Hey,
Not trying to sound like a fraud,
But I’m gonna need a glass of blood”
Afterwards he ran away,
Asking me to stay away.
People transform into hangman,
When I’m on the streets with Batman.
No, not the guy from the comic book,
Hell, he doesn’t even have his look.
He is just an awesome dude,
Though he likes to run
****…
People say that I’m a nerd,
To that I have only one word:
“DIE” I use all the time,
Even though it aint worth a dime.
Girls consider me a bore,
They didn’t see me digging in gore.
When people give me the wrong nod,
I say “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!”
Yeah, forgot to mention,
I am part of an organization.
Black Dragon is the name,
Self-perfection is our game.
Speaking of names, I forgot to mention mine.
I AM CRAZY HOBO,
****!!!
YOUR FACES WILL BE COVERED IN STICHES!!!
This is what happens, when I’m pissed.
It’s like that time when I got dissed
By the guys from my class.
Do I need to tell they were choking with glass?
Some of you may be surprised:
“Hobo, the
**** you shooting rhymes?”
Honestly, I have no clue.
Maybe it’s a side-effect from glue.
What I’m bout to say is no lie:
Some people think I need to die.
I can say, I don’t give a
****,
Because I roast them like a duck
In an oven that is so hot…
Crap, on my head there is a red dot.
After a successful lunge,
I land on a comfy sponge.
A bullet whizzed past my ear,
Good thing I can still hear.
Time to jump on my custom Viper,
And get rid of that pesky sniper.
The Viper is a comfy tool:
It’s got wheels on it and some guns too!
Fellas, sadly, I may be late,
Cause I need to rush to a date.
Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon.
As soon as I’m finished cooking monsoon
From the twat that tried to kill me,
Just hope he’s not hiding in a chimney….
I’m not Santa, you know.
My appearance is more like a crow….
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