we're crazy xD

[Parone92]

Yes, bob the builder read the posts, and has decided to build a giant statue of a **** <.<

[Twilightpersona]

Great, at least that will give us something to do then.

[Twilightpersona]

This is part of a shoutbox discussion from yesterday. You'll have to start reading from the bottom and read upwards.

•Parone92:
•basically
•May 23, 2012, 10:42:23 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•salt pudding from dick= salty **** right?
•May 23, 2012, 10:42:07 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•ok wait, let me get this straight...
•May 23, 2012, 10:41:26 AM
•Parone92:
•enticing, aint it?
•May 23, 2012, 10:41:07 AM
•Parone92:
•Basically
•May 23, 2012, 10:40:27 AM
•Thuggernaut:
•xD
•May 23, 2012, 10:40:27 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•Salt flavored pudding comes out of your dick....
•May 23, 2012, 10:40:19 AM
•Thuggernaut:
•Bwahahaha xD
•May 23, 2012, 10:40:17 AM
•Parone92:
•...happy thoughts
•May 23, 2012, 10:40:11 AM
•Parone92:
•Weird, thats what she said it tasted like X)
•May 23, 2012, 10:39:40 AM
•Thuggernaut:
•Ewww, that's gonna lure unsuspecting meat to your carnivorous ****.
•May 23, 2012, 10:39:36 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•Semen is a flavor? Salt?
•May 23, 2012, 10:39:25 AM
•Parone92:
•What flavor is my pudding when i **** my girl? it's semen flavored, obviously xD
•May 23, 2012, 10:39:02 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•I'd like to try tapioca...please tell me it's topioca?!
•May 23, 2012, 10:38:49 AM
•Thuggernaut:
•What flavor is it?
•May 23, 2012, 10:38:22 AM
•Parone92:
•Dude, mind.in.the.gutter.
•May 23, 2012, 10:38:22 AM
•Parone92:
•Yep, pretty much Will XD
•May 23, 2012, 10:37:56 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•I wonder why...
•May 23, 2012, 10:37:41 AM
•Thuggernaut:
•xD
•May 23, 2012, 10:37:25 AM
•Parone92:
•And a girl said "creepy" behind me xD
•May 23, 2012, 10:37:25 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•Ryan, either way theres is a pudding filled **** in your sex life...
•May 23, 2012, 10:37:10 AM
•Parone92:
•Oh and it feels so good X)
•May 23, 2012, 10:36:32 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•Pudding ****  
•May 23, 2012, 10:36:14 AM
•Thuggernaut:
•He thinks it's an effective lure. His ****'s gotta have warm flesh to eat, man.
•May 23, 2012, 10:36:07 AM
•Parone92:
•NO, but my pudding was in my girlfriend a while ago  
•May 23, 2012, 10:36:06 AM
•Parone92:
•my mind is in the gutter right now as well xD
•May 23, 2012, 10:35:29 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•Ryan, theres pudding in your ****?
•May 23, 2012, 10:35:23 AM
•Parone92:
•yep evidence is in the pudding, especially when it comes to having sex  
•May 23, 2012, 10:35:04 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•The evidence is in the pudding.
•May 23, 2012, 10:34:21 AM
•Parone92:
•more weirder than an ass usually is O.o
•May 23, 2012, 10:33:39 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•maybe like that guys ass hobo said he masturbated to?
•May 23, 2012, 10:33:30 AM
•Parone92:
•yep, ass weird
•May 23, 2012, 10:33:22 AM
•Thuggernaut:
•Farts  
•May 23, 2012, 10:33:20 AM
•Twilightpersona:
•I wonder how an ass can be funny...
•May 23, 2012, 10:33:11 AM
•Parone92:
•my computer is being funny ass weird today XD
•May 23, 2012, 10:32:40 AM

[BlackRain]

Seth Kraus says
Sup, dicksmoker? 
Albel Norax says
Not much, chodesucker.
Bout to play some Diablo II.
Seth Kraus says
Some Dildablo?
Albel Norax says
... My blade is the dildo, the demons are the vaginas.
Seth Kraus says
Dat Dildosaw
Albel Norax says
Indeeeeeed.
xD
Seth Kraus says
xD
Albel Norax says
So, you able to play some Dildabo II?
Seth Kraus says
Nupe
Albel Norax says
Damn.
Seth Kraus says
I used to play Sexcraft, tho
And the expansion pack, Sexcraft: Booty ****
Albel Norax says
xD
Nice, nice.
Beat both.
Seth Kraus says
Of course.
Albel Norax says
Those ground-vaginas were damned sexy.
Seth Kraus says
I played online all day every day throughout high school
Albel Norax says
And the Spectral Dick-missile?
Seth Kraus says
Good times ^^
Albel Norax says
Awesome to nail those ground-vags with.
Seth Kraus says
Hell yeah
And Booblear Launch Detected
Albel Norax says
Ohyes.
Have you played Sexcraft II: Red Wings of Cunnilingus?
Seth Kraus says
Not yet xD
Albel Norax says
The Stalker, if you select him often enough, eventually says,'Whenever I see a lush, tight ****, untouched by **** and dildo... I really just wanna **** the **** out of it.'
Seth Kraus says
lulz
I looked forward to playing SC2. I want to see more of the plight of our hero, Jizz Rainer.
Albel Norax says
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
His former fuckbuddy, Vaginan, the ****-Queen of Tentacles, ends up in some bad positions.
Seth Kraus says
Hawt xD
Albel Norax says
You get a ****-specialized mech called the **** if you get far enough in the game.
Seth Kraus says
Yes you do
And it's a total **** train
Albel Norax says
Aye, aye.
There's also a mech called the Valkaries. They're able to shift positions in the heat of ****.
Seth Kraus says
From **** in the ground to the air
Albel Norax says
And back again, yes.

The **** did I just talk about...

[Twilightpersona]

.....I'm not sure but I think I just saw Sexcraft 2 in Gamestop for $20 pre-owned the other day.

[TRHeadshot]

Da-Fuq? LOOOOOLZ

[Parone92]

NOOOOOEEEEEESSSS! NOES!!!!!

[Twilightpersona]

*puts sniper rifle down*

Good thing there was an explosive barrel behind him.