we're crazy xD

[CrazyHobo]

Игорь says (22:15):
 I hereby declare gangrape
Rain says (22:15):
 ...D:
seth says (22:16):
 xD
Rain says (22:16):
 No gangrape!
 No!
 Unless you're all secretly female... ;3
seth says (22:16):
 Gangrape tiem, engage!!
Игорь says (22:16):
 Activate the **** train!
seth says (22:16):
 **** TRAIN!
Игорь says (22:16):
 **** Train smashes into Albel's creepy gothic ****
Игорь says (22:17):
 +50000000 damage
Rain says (22:17):
 Noooooooo.
seth says (22:18):
 He's using the bathroom, get him while he's vulnerable!
Игорь says (22:18):
 quick!
Игорь says (22:19):
 Summon the Ctulhu-Spaghetti Monster!
seth says (22:19):
 Cthulu Spaghetti-Monster, I choose you!!
Игорь says (22:19):
 Ctulhu Spaghetti-Monster uses meatballs on Albel
seth says (22:20):
 lawl, meatballs
Игорь says (22:20):
 Tuggy, what does the scouter say about the damage level?
seth says (22:20):
 It's.....3.19098294023 840324234123....MIL LION BAZILLION!
Игорь says (22:20):
 What? 3.19098294023840324 234123....MILLION BAZILLION?
Rain says (22:20):
 Oooo~
 Cthulhu?
 MMmmm.
seth says (22:21):
 He says ay gurl
 Lemme squirtle on dem jigglypuffs
Rain says (22:21):
 Also, why'd you call me 'he'? :c
Игорь says (22:21):
 oh ****, the Ctulhu monster is trying to mate with Albel D:
 quick! Use zerg rush!
seth says (22:21):
 You makes they lings, Imma spam Hydras!
seth says (22:22):
 *make the
 >_>
Игорь says (22:22):
 *spawn 7.68345932846792836 1 Billion Rapezillion zerlgins*
Rain says (22:22):
 Cthulhu~? Could you be a dear and kill all them?
 C: 'kay. *uses his special ability, devour, on them, and their bases*
Rain says (22:23):
 All your base are belong to us.
seth says (22:23):
 *Warps in a Nexus* 
Игорь says (22:23):
 *enters the Immaterium*
seth says (22:23):
 For Aiur, ho's!
Rain says (22:24):
 *She uss her hyper-advanced Psionic abilities to send out a massive shockwave through the Warp, disabling the Protoss' Webway system, and **** up Igor's Immaterial armies.
Игорь says (22:24):
 *blocks psionic abilities with God's divine taco*
Rain says (22:24):
 Hey, I've got onna them!
Игорь says (22:24):
 not anymore :3
Rain says (22:25):
 *Sticks her hand down the hem of her skirt*
Игорь says (22:25):
 oh, common, Albel Dx
 there are better ways to store a taco
Rain says (22:25):
 Come on what? ;3
 Hey, the **** is commonly called a pink taco.
Rain says (22:26):
 As for divine... Divinity is a word to describe godliness, and since I'mfavored by all four Chaos Gods...
seth says (22:26):
 yaaay tacos!
 I want salsa on mine 
Игорь says (22:26):
 *poors salsa on Albel's *****
 go at it, Tuggy 
Rain says (22:26):
 Mmm... That's warm~
seth says (22:26):
 *Checks for teeth* 0.o
Rain says (22:26):
 Yes, go at it, Tuggy~! 
seth says (22:26):
 *Inserts a jalapeno*
seth says (22:27):
 *puts on some football cleats*
Rain says (22:27):
 D:
 *Blinks way*
 *leaving the salsa and jalapeno behind*
seth says (22:27):
 D:
 My taco is ruined!
Игорь says (22:27):
 *poors salsa again*
seth says (22:27):
 Nuuuuu
Rain says (22:28):
 *becomes incorporeal, making the salsa fall on the ground* >:C
Игорь says (22:28):
 *uses ghost touch dildo*
Rain says (22:28):
 Oooo~! 
Игорь says (22:29):
 *pours salsa on ghost touch dildo*
Rain says (22:29):
 D:
 Nuh!
seth says (22:29):
 YUH
Rain says (22:29):
 *blinks away\*
 Cthulhu, get im!
 C: 'Kay.
seth says (22:29):
 NU!
 I choose you, Nyarlathotep!
Rain says (22:29):
 C: *god-stomps Igor into the Immaterium*
Игорь says (22:30):
 *uses time machine to make 1000 years go by faster*
 I'm back, **** 
Rain says (22:30):
 C: *does it again*
seth says (22:30):
 
Игорь says (22:30):
 motherfucker >.<
 ok, in a completely unrelated way
Игорь says (22:31):
 so my mom was at a field trip this weekend, which left me alone with my dad
 Saturday evening, my dad comes up to me and starts a conversation
Игорь says (22:32):
 - Son, it's that rare instance, when you're mother is a way. Do you mind, if I go have a bottle of booze?
- Father, I am saddened you return to your alcoholic ways, but I will pretend it never happened, if you allow me to smoke in the balcony and act like that never happened
 - You strike a hard deal, son! Tell ya what, I'll let you smoke in the balcony, if you go to the store and buy me the booze.
- I'll do it, if you give me the money for the booze
Игорь says (22:33):
 - Deal
 *handshake*
seth says (22:33):
 Fun times for all 
Rain says (22:33):
 Aw ****.
 The Apocalypse is comin'. xD
seth says (22:33):
 We gon' die D:
Rain says (22:33):
 Igor got along with his father.
 Ohhhhh shiiiit.
 This is one of the Seven Seals. D:
Игорь says (22:33):
 Gentelmen, there's only one Seal left
Rain says (22:34):
 ...
seth says (22:34):
 Ohshi-
Rain says (22:34):
 I must become female.
seth says (22:34):
 Do dat ****!
Rain says (22:34):
 And start liking anal. e.e
seth says (22:34):
 xD
Игорь says (22:34):
 um, no, the final Seal is if I get married
Rain says (22:34):
 ...
 Oh.
seth says (22:34):
 O...kay
Rain says (22:34):
 That makes much more sense.
Игорь says (22:34):
 but hey
Rain says (22:35):
 Cuz I'm already female. xD
seth says (22:35):
 xD
Игорь says (22:35):
 we still need Albel to turn into a female for that to happen 
Rain says (22:35):
 I'm not gonna marry you. xD
Игорь says (22:35):
 awww D;
Rain says (22:35):
 But I'll be your wing-woman if you get me a sexy lesbian.
Игорь says (22:35):
 I got rejected D;
seth says (22:35):
 That's cold D:
Игорь says (22:36):
 well, at sad times like these, there's only one thing you can do
 Tuggy
 summon the prostitutes! 
seth says (22:36):
 Aye!
 *Summons dem ho's*
Rain says (22:36):
 
Игорь says (22:36):
 *dem ho's arrive*
Rain says (22:37):
 Gimme the black haired one that doesn't have... things... on her ****. 
Игорь says (22:37):
 oh ****, Tuggy summoned tooth-filled vaginas again D:
seth says (22:37):
 *Gives to Albel*
 Goddamnit, Ryan! LEAVE!!
Rain says (22:37):
 XD!
 C: I like toothy vag's...
Игорь says (22:38):
 then you go **** Ryan, you squid-head! D: <
Rain says (22:38):
 C: Can I? 
 ... Yes. e.e
 C: WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!
 C: *tentacle **** Ryan*
Игорь says (22:38):
 that had to be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen D:
seth says (22:38):
 *Takes photos*
Rain says (22:39):
 xD!
Игорь says (22:39):
 we'll blackmail the fucker 
Rain says (22:39):
 Not me.
seth says (22:39):
 Need that evidence :3
Rain says (22:39):
 I've seen cailiflouer ****. D:
seth says (22:39):
 Is baaad
Rain says (22:39):
 Yuh. D:
Игорь says (22:39):
 that baaad? D:
Rain says (22:39):
 Thatbad. D:
Игорь says (22:39):
 oh noooo D:
seth says (22:40):
 Is very unbueno
Игорь says (22:40):
 Albel, run!
Tuggy morped English with Spanish 
seth says (22:40):
 Like a bawsh
Игорь says (22:41):
 my face is hurting from all this laughing 
Rain says (22:41):
 Igor, people said hi.
Игорь says (22:41):
 what people?
Rain says (22:41):
 Michael's sister.
seth says (22:41):
 People, man
 Oh jaaaaaaam. Whose sister? 0.o
Игорь says (22:41):
 ok, say hi to the people from me
 tell them Albel's a ****
seth says (22:41):
 Tell them I said bananarama!
Rain says (22:44):
 NO. >:C
Игорь says (22:45):
 aww D:
seth says (22:45):
 Yesh
 Go unto the people and tell them Bananarama!
Rain says (22:45):
 xD
 Never
 I am no prophetess of thee, mortal.
seth says (22:45):
 Don't be beech 
Rain says (22:45):
 I am the Prophetess of Chaos Undivided.
Игорь says (22:45):
 ****, please
seth says (22:46):
 My dick is the prophet of chaos!
Игорь says (22:46):
 yeah
seth says (22:46):
 *punches faces off*
Rain says (22:46):
 ...
 *is still incorporeal*
 ...
 Idiot.
seth says (22:46):
 No **** given 
Игорь says (22:46):
 *pours ghost touch metal on Tug's dick*
Игорь says (22:47):
 Tuggy
 now you literally have balls of steel
seth says (22:47):
 Yaaaay
Игорь says (22:47):
 now go **** her 
Rain says (22:47):
 ...
seth says (22:47):
 ***** a magnet instead*
Rain says (22:47):
 *lifts skirt slightly*
 Aw...
Игорь says (22:47):
 da fuq? D:
seth says (22:47):
 What a twist 
Rain says (22:48):
 Aww... ._.
 Never get laid...
seth says (22:48):
 Ryan's always willing 
 With his toothy va jay-jay
Rain says (22:48):
 I don't like having my tongue bitten.
Игорь says (22:48):
 Tuggy, why did you **** a magnet? Dx
seth says (22:48):
 Reasons...
seth says (22:49):
 0.o
Rain says (22:49):
 He's a technophile. D:
Игорь says (22:49):
 but magnet's are a natural thing in life, not technology D:
seth says (22:49):
 That and Albel ran from my football cleats T_T
Игорь says (22:49):
 oh
Rain says (22:50):
 YOU WERE GONNA CURB STOMP MY CLIT. D:
Игорь says (22:50):
 and I'm guessing that jalapeno is still there
Rain says (22:50):
 Nope.
seth says (22:50):
 Nuuuu T_T
Rain says (22:50):
 Fell out when I went immaterial.
Игорь says (22:50):
 know what?
This ****'s too precious, I'ma post the whole log on the forums, if you don't mind
Rain says (22:51):
 xD
 Go on.
seth says (22:52):
 Do it now xD

[CrazyHobo]

Игорь says (22:53):
 done
Rain says (22:54):
 Niiice, brotha.
 Nice.
seth says (22:54):
 My bad 
Игорь says (22:59):
 oh ****, re-reading the whole thing made me laugh like a psycho 
seth says (22:59):
 xD
Rain says (22:59):
 YESSSSSSSSSS
 IGOR'S SEXY ACCENT BEING A PSYCHO~! 
seth says (23:00):
 Poop comes out your butt ^^
Rain says (23:00):
 Actually, with a lot of people, it comes out their mouths.
Игорь says (23:00):
 I WANNA GET PSYCHO,
PRAY, YOU LITTLE ****!
 ah snap, Tuggy found his old sig : D
Игорь says (23:01):
 I loved that thing back in the day
seth says (23:02):
 **** yeah man
 lululul mouth poop
Игорь says (23:04):
 I think Albel finally found a guy that can **** her
seth says (23:05):
 xD
Rain says (23:07):
 Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssss ssss.
 We even video-taped it.
seth says (23:07):
 Haaawt
Rain says (23:07):
 Except it was a female, not a man.
Игорь says (23:07):
 oh, so it lasted only 3 minutes?
Rain says (23:08):
 No, she's been **** me for awhile now. ;3
 We take breaks.
Игорь says (23:08):
 still weak
seth says (23:10):
 ...
 ****
Игорь says (23:10):
 and that's all, folks 
Rain says (23:10):
 xD
Rain says (23:11):
 Give me a second to upload the video. ;3
Игорь says (23:11):
 oh shi-
seth says (23:12):
 Oh JAM
Игорь says (23:12):
 everyone likes Space Jam 
seth says (23:12):
 Fuckin **** yeah
Rain says (23:14):
 Here.
Игорь says (23:14):
 where?
Rain says (23:15):
 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5XVcdIR8F1s/TZdSCfxH--I/AAAAAAAAAcs/H90IoJZD3Qw/s1600/Blu.jpg
 Oops./
 Wrong link.
Rain says (23:16):
 http://www.redtube.com/142764
 There.
Игорь says (23:17):
 I'll...check that out later >.>
Rain says (23:17):
 xD
seth says (23:17):
 Do it now fggt!
Rain says (23:17):
 Good psycho-homeless man.
Игорь says (23:20):
 my cat just violated my glass of water
seth says (23:20):
 Hawt
seth says (23:21):
 Vids or gtfo
Игорь says (23:21):
 dude, that **** was nasty D:
 how do you want to see that?
seth says (23:21):
 Bored
Игорь says (23:21):
 you're that bored that you want to see a fat cat drinking from my glass of water?
seth says (23:22):
 Maybe
Игорь says (23:22):
 Tuggy, you mad D:
seth says (23:26):
 poopaloops
Игорь says (23:26):
 ninja-germs are attacking D :
seth says (23:26):
 Run awaaaay
Игорь says (23:27):
 nowhere to run D:
seth says (23:27):
 That sucks
Rain says (23:27):
 xD
 Nice
seth says (23:30):
 Battle ****
Игорь says (23:31):
 that's nasty
seth says (23:31):
 You're nasty
Игорь says (23:31):
 and probably rough as a Viking's beard
seth says (23:31):
 You've felt a Viking's beard?
Игорь says (23:31):
 I used to have a Viking's beard
seth says (23:32):
 That's hot
Игорь says (23:32):
 literally
seth says (23:32):
 Haha, I can imagine
Игорь says (23:32):
 especially in the hot summer
seth says (23:32):
 Same thing with my fro
Игорь says (23:33):
 Afro-Tugg
 now I've seen it all
seth says (23:33):
 Yes, yes you have xD
Игорь says (23:33):
 well, considering that today I've seen a tooth-filled ****, Ctulhu, battle **** and a **** train, I reckon I've seen it all XD
seth says (23:34):
 Or at least damn near everything xD
 ...for today
Игорь says (23:34):
 I don't even want to know what will be tommorow Dx
seth says (23:34):
 
Игорь says (23:37):
 why does everyone carry nun-chucks instead of guns?
seth says (23:38):
 Badass factor
 What better way to make a kung fu battle between Black Dynamite and Richard Nixon more epic?
Игорь says (23:39):
 that nigga ****-slapped a white girl D:
seth says (23:39):
 She shot at him xD
seth says (23:45):
 hmmm
 You dead, Albel?
Rain says (23:49):
 I was in the bathroom. e.e
seth says (23:49):
 I know 
Игорь says (23:49):
 vulnerable again?
seth says (23:50):
 He was, yeah
Rain says (23:50):
 *She >:C
seth says (23:51):
 Hey Igor
 you should update this ****
Rain says (23:51):
 You goin' update this shite?
Игорь says (23:53):
 I wanna see that Black Dynamite movie
seth says (23:53):
 It's **** amazing xD
 

[Zhufor]

And...we're supposed to read the whole thing? xD

[Thuggernaut]

[CrazyHobo]

And...we're supposed to read the whole thing? xD

pretty much

[Twilightpersona]

I did

[Thuggernaut]

He did xD

[CrazyHobo]

he did? xD

[Thuggernaut]

He did xD

[Twilightpersona]

I did. XD

[Thuggernaut]

Mhmm

[BlackRain]

Mmmmm-hhhhhhmmmmm. >:C

[Thuggernaut]

Yessiree, Bob.

[Twilightpersona]

Bob the builder?!

[BlackRain]

... No. You take yourself and that blasphemy, and jump into a large bonfire. Now.