Mo' Fuckin' RANT

[BlackRain]

Straight from the pits of the shoutbox.

•  BlackRain:
•  Light as an element blinds, burns, and destroys people. Sure, it can heal, protect, and bring knowledge to, but more often than not, the ones with souls of light are the ones oppressing people, hurting them, blinding them.
• BlackRain:
•  Darkness... Keeps people on edge
•  BlackRain:
•  Makes them watch, wait, and fight. It keeps them strong, fierce, and powerful. It gives people reason to train themselves.
•  Parone92:
•  I was actually baptized in a catholic church when i was born, by a bishop
•  BlackRain:
•  And? So was I.
•  Parone92:
•  o.o
•  BlackRain:
•  I've seen nothing but hypocrisy, lethargia, bigotry, and foolishness in the Christian religion.
•  BlackRain:
•  In theory, it is a fantastic thing to follow.
•  BlackRain:
•  In practice, it is decayed, broken, unnecessary, and corrupted
•  BlackRain:
•  It was the *Christians* who beat, tortured, and killed hundreds of thousands of people while preaching tolerance.
•  BlackRain:
•  It was the *Christians* who outlawed alchemy, witchcraft, and astronomy.
•  BlackRain:
•  It was *Christians* who said that nature spirits were evil, and named their archdemon after a Sumerian god of the Harvest, without even bothering to change his look or personality.
•  BlackRain:
•  Most Christians don't know the awful history of their religion, nor the thousands of falsehoods planted in their holy text, admitted as such by high ranking Church officials in the past.
•  BlackRain:
•  Did you know that the word 'demon' originally came from the Sumerian word for 'nature spirit'?
•  BlackRain:
•  Or that the Sumerian God of the Harvest was named Shaitan, preferred the sickle, had a goat head, cloven hooves, a beard, and a penchant for practical jokes and mischief?
•  BlackRain:
•  Or how about the fact that Christians used the pentacle, the very symbol they condemn as Satanic now, as their holy symbol for *four hundred years* before they settled on the crucifix, or that the Bible was not written down until *four hundred years* after Christ supposedly 'rose from the dead'?
•  BlackRain:
•  Or even that there is actually a Gospel for each Disciple, yet there are only four in the Bible?
•  BlackRain:
•  Christians claim God wrote the Bible.
•  BlackRain:
•  No, *man* did, four hundred years after the events occurred, being passed down by word of mouth, through six different religions, before it reached an Egyptian king who decided to compile the Gospels to assert his power over his people.
•  BlackRain:
•  Welp, I'm obviously in a mood now.
•  BlackRain:
•  Sorry 'bout that. xD
•  Parone92:
•  Not at all, you make sense, i just wouldn't dare say any of that to Joy, she relies on it to stay the way she is
•  Parone92:
•  I just hope in time i can convince her otherwise. But it's going to be a while before that happens
•  Parone92:
•  But when that time comes, i'll share come of that intellect with her - if i can
•  BlackRain:
•  There are other ways to be peaceful, kind, and loving than being Christian.
•  BlackRain:
•  In fact, most atheists I know are far more compassionate than any Christian **** I know.

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

Very nice, though, you forgot to mention a few details.

Such as the fact that literally everything, and I'm not exaggerating here, within their doctrine, is stolen from older religions.

Such as Jesus Christ, the idea of which was stolen from Mithraism, the Roman Soldier religion of the sun god, where Mithras was the son of god, had twelve disciples, was betrayed, crucified, and resurrected, all in the exact same time frames of the year as Jesus, pretty much a carbon copy.

Or the fact that they basically obliterated the cult of Mithras so they could steal that ****.

Or how the vast majority of christians don't even know the name of their god, and no, it's not "God"

Perhaps the fact that half of the **** they preach, is (and go read the bible if you don't believe me) taken out of context, and is actually intertwined with slavery, pedophilia, ****, torture, mutilation, pro warfare messages, and all other manner of absolutely vile things.

Though we could always concentrate on the more recent exploits of the church, even if I were to skip over the largest case of mass child **** in history, or the violent brainwashing, or the self loathing the teachings inspire, or the countless atrocities committed in the name of religion (You know, the little things), the fact still remains, the church is the largest money making scam in the history of making money, they are the richest organization in the world, completely and utterly above the law (Seriously, they only ever have to submit to internal investigations), and pay absolutely no, ****, taxes.

Brainwashed old people are conned into leaving these sick, demented, con artists their life savings, the deeds to their property, and basically everything else they own when they die, and somehow everyone is okay with this.

And seriously, besides all that, the people in the church are nothing more than a crowd of lazy **** **** who don't want to work a real **** job, seriously, how much of a cop out is being a priest, there's nothing hard about it, you read from a **** book every so often to a bunch of braindead imbeciles who aren't even listening to you anyway, and you pass around a bowl to collect money, then you go home and bugger the six year old boy you have locked under your stairs.

WHAT A DIFFICULT **** LIFE YOU HAVE YOU USELESS SACK OF ****.


And one of the things that irritates me the **** MOST about them, is that they claim to know what happens when you die, and not only do they know, they know in GREAT DETAIL, they know EXACTLY what the **** is happening to your ass when your heart stops pumping blood.

"Oh, you'll see a white light, and feel extreme peace, and then, you'll be standing in front of the pearly gates, and saint peter will be there, wearing a blue robe, and has a white beard three feet long, and he'll read about you in his magic book, and if you were a good little boy, he'll open the gate for you, then you'll go inside, and Jesus will be there, wearing a white robe and brown sandals, and beside him, six angels will be standing there in green robes, and two of them will be playing trumpets, and the other four-"

FOR **** SAKE, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS ****?! YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE AFTERLIFE THAN YOU DO ABOUT ACTUAL **** LIFE, YOU GOD DAMN LYING, CONNING, PILE OF WASTED DNA!


And you would THINK, that instead of spending BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS building new **** megachurches dripping in gold and all manner of other lavish crap, that they would at least spend SOME of it trying to better the god damn community.

And yes, I KNOOOOW that SOME members of church do do community service, but I mean REALLY? okay, so they help in a soup kitchen, big **** deal, if you took the money it took to build ONE of their THOUSANDS of cathedrals, you could feed every fucker in that soup kitchen....FOR LIFE.

****! Build a **** orphanage or a hospital next time, we have enough churches, seriously!


Oho, but I'm not done yet!

Next we have these self righteous Cuntbags that think they know exactly how everyone else should live their lives, and not only do they think this, they act on it, and not only that, they TRY TO MANIPULATE THE LAW TO FORCE YOU TO FOLLOW THEIR RETARDED **** GUIDELINES.

Gay marriage.
Abortion.
Stem cell research.
Education in schools.
Evolution.


The list is, endless.

**** you, you **** sucking, dress wearing, child molesting, mutated ballsack, don't try to tell me how to live my life, and especially don't force it on my via the motherfucking law.



I could probably go on forever on the subject, but I think I've made my point.

[CrazyHobo]

Gentelmen, there are a few more things that both of you forgot to mention.

For starters, Jesus was Buddhist. If you read Rampa's books, then you will know that there are preserved records that indicate, that before turning 33 years old, Jesus spent much time in Tibet and India. Many of the things he spoke about are exactly what we believe in, only in a less violent way.

Secondly, there are 3 main elements in the world: chaos, order and enthropy. In all religions, they are given their own names in the form of the gods themselves. In Ancient Egyptian religion, those were Seth, Ra and Osiris. In Christianity, those are the Holy Father, the Holy Son and the Holy Spirit. If you do further research, you will find that all religions have this triad that is named in it's own way. The Triad is actually a very interesting thing to learn about on it's own, but our focus right now is ranting on Christianity, so I'll resume. When you know about the Triad, you come to the conclusion that all religions teach about the same thing and esentially, they are all the same. Since Christians and Muslims are the only religion in the world that is willing to justify their killings, these two go on the path of killing their fellow bretheren.
Also, add the fact that they zealously guard everything the Bible says and everytime you tell them it wasn't written by Jesus, they will say in return that it was written by people, who were directly inspired by God. So anything you say that doesn't go with their beliefs is blasphemy. When I get to be with a bunch of Christians, especially those from the Methodist Church, and tell them that I'm Buddhist (I'm not suicidal enough to tell them I'm a Black Dragon Agent, ya'll know what will happen, if that occurs in a Christian community >.> ), half of them will give me the eye, while the other half will utter that I'm the son of the devil.
And NOW that we know that Jesus was Buddhist, they are implying that their holy messiah was also the son of the devil, but they will never dare to say such a thing.
Gentelmen, with all this said, I come to the conclusion that Christianity is the most hypocritical religion one has ever seen. I have not studied Islam that much, but currently I presume that the two are pretty much the same.
Besides, the Dalai Lama himself said "I like your Jesus, I don't like you Christians".

Another noteworthy thing is that Christian culture is the only culture in the world, where the woman was made out of the man. Eve was made out of Adam's rib bone. In proper interpretation, a good manipulator can enforce the belief in a community that the man is superior to the woman. And up until the feminist movement started, this was the case: man was greater than woman. Heck, even now you will always see that statistically, women earn less then men. And if I recall correctly, the Bible directly says that the man's word has more weight than the woman's.
 They always organize riots, saying that gay people must be eradicated like a cancer and they still say that all witches must be burned. But when you tell them that the man is supposed to be superior to the woman, they will say "But such logic does not apply to our modern world".
 Excuse me, but what kind of hypocritical bullshit is this? We have grown intelligent enough to admit that the woman is man's equal, but we still persecute gays and wiccans? This adds even more hypocricy to the religion.

[BlackRain]

Hey, Brothers, this was done over the course of five, ten minutes. Ye can't expect me to get everything. xD

[Twilightpersona]

I've always questioned the existence of "god". And IF I were to believe that he did exist I would describe him as some random **** sitting on a cloud that has fun throwing lightning bolts at people for no **** reason.

I personally think that, with the world the way it is, it makes sense that "god" would be the son of Satan.

It honestly doesn't surprise me that LITERALLY almost everything in this world, ESPECIALLY Christians, is so **** hypocritical.

That said, doesn't that mean that hypocrisy itself is mainstream?

[CrazyHobo]

I've always questioned the existence of "god". And IF I were to believe that he did exist I would describe him as some random **** sitting on a cloud that has fun throwing lightning bolts at people for no **** reason.

I personally think that, with the world the way it is, it makes sense that "god" would be the son of Satan.

It honestly doesn't surprise me that LITERALLY almost everything in this world, ESPECIALLY Christians, is so **** hypocritical.

That said, doesn't that mean that hypocrisy itself is mainstream?

The fact that this world was created by a divine power is undoubtable, but what it is and what it is like is hard to tell. To Christians it is a very loving entity, to others it is a malignant ****, to me it is just a force of nature that allows only the strong to survive.

[Twilightpersona]

He allows the strong to survive but does nothing whatsoever to help them do so?

I suppose that makes sense.

[BlackRain]

I say it's a she, and there are different... Spirits that govern individual areas for her, but same **** as Igor's sayin', really. x3

[Twilightpersona]

I hope "She" is hot. XD

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

IF (Big if) something "created" the universe, it's certainly something that is not sentient, it doesn't care what happens, it is uncaring and unfeeling.

Personally, I think the universe has simply always existed, without beginning.


As for god, if I did believe he existed, to me, he would always be the **** who could have made pokemon real, but instead was all "Nah bro, Aids."

[Twilightpersona]

Instead of making Pokemon they let some other guy do that while they made AIDS. WTF