How The ****

[BlackRain]

Am I not dead. |8<

I took some 'stress test' at school today, and scored a 1231. The score that you should get sick and possibly even die at is 450-600.

So, I repeat. How the **** am I not dead? >.<

Mind you, I've not been sick in years, and even my chronic bronchitis has gone away. In fact, I feel healthier now than I did two years ago. I have some minor chest pains and migraines, in addition to my usual aches and pains, but naught more.

|8<

[Phi]

GHOASTS?!

[BlackRain]

You're a **** retard. xD

[Phi]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR R...... WHAZZA "RE-TARD"?

[BlackRain]

Yes.

[Superchaos2585]

My younger sister is mentally retarded.

[Yakkety]

You're a wizard, Harry :O

[BlackRain]

Thanks, Yakkety. xD

[CrazyHobo]

the **** is a stress test? O_o

[BlackRain]

It's a test that takes all the **** that's happened to you in the past two years, assigns them point values, and adds them together.

Needless to say, my chest pains have increased in strength dramatically the past three days.

[CrazyHobo]

well then, it's a damn faulty test, if it states your death, while you're alive

[BlackRain]

Igor, it's meant for a normal human being. >.> I'm not exactly the best representation of one of those... Things.

Now, it doesn't say you should be dead after reaching a certain number of points. Just says you should be sick, which I am. It also states that you should have some psychological trauma at a certain point, which I don't, due to my training.

Point being, I'm so high over the recommended amount, I came to the conclusion by myseluld be a fuckin' corpse, by now, which I'm pretty close to being.

[Parone92]

Are you worried about it? You sound like you do.

You shouldn't, remember that the best person you can listen to is yourself.

[Twilightpersona]

I think all of us here have a part of Death's power so if we don't want to die against our will we don't have to.

[CrazyHobo]

besides.
I've taken hundreds of tests myself and most of them gave retarded results.

For example, at school I was given a more accurate temperament test to determine which one of the four is dominant in a person.

According to all tests, I'm 25% in each of the four, as in balanced in all.