Real-Life Pictures Thread

[CrazyHobo]

even if she was not 17, I would still say she was hot, because I'm not in USA, so dont bother trying to sue me 

[Sir Cedar Hawk]

HURR, HALF YEAR BUMP

[Superchaos2585]

El oh el silly peoples. I think I'ma go bump the Rage Spam Cage!

[CrazyHobo]

oh my god, next up is probably Modem somewhere 

[CrazyHobo]

Ok, so this is bullshit evolved: I recently grew a beard and gelled my hair back, and now everyone around the neighbourhood keeps saying, that I look one of the followong:

1) The kids and my age people say, that I look like Wolverine from the new X-Men movies.

2) The people older, who have no idea who Wolverine is, say I look like a Taliban terrorist.

Ain't this just bullshit? I work at a restaraunt and my boss told me, that he would fire me, if I don't shave the beard, because he thinks I'm a terrorist T_T

Just so ya'll could imagine it better, here's a pic of me

[Superchaos2585]

Perty schmexi my friend XD. I don't think you look like a terrorist, but all us Americans picture Muslims with turbans and stuff when we think of them =P

About the beard, do you shave your cheeks or does it just not really grow there?

I'm about to shave myself, I've been growing it for a few weeks. I can never get it to look the way I want though. I'll upload before and after pictures if you want.

Anyway, people are just stupid. Always. Everybody (Except us at FF because we are t3h w1N!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!11!!!!!)

[CrazyHobo]

my cheeks grow extremely slow, so I'm forced to shave them off.

I also have a crappy moustache, so I shave it off as well.

And speaking of your beard, you should shave it only after you've passed that period of the beard itching all the time.

[Superchaos2585]

Okay. Also, my beards never really itch at all. The longest I've grown it was for like 2 months, and I can grow a beard pretty darn fast for a 16 year-old. XD I was planning on shaving soon though because I'm headed to New Jersey to visit family, Patrick, friends, Patrick, Patrick, and Patrick and I wanted to look a bit cleaned up.

I can grow a beard like a lumberjack, and again, I'm only 16 XD

[CrazyHobo]

why shave it off?

Everyone can walk with a clean face, but strolling the streets with a beard, now that's rebellion

That's being unique

[Superchaos2585]

Well strolling down the street with a face warming beard in 100° Fahrenheit  or higher weather isn't exactly fun for me =P It's way to hot for a beard here, and I just can't get it to look good =P

[CrazyHobo]

I don't know, it's 35 degrees Celcius here and I don't feel my beard warming me any bit

[Superchaos2585]

Oh, well mine warm me up. Maybe it's because you don't have it on the cheeks =P

[R. S. Packman]

Igor, you sexy.  Alex, you douche

[Superchaos2585]

D; howwww am I thaaaat?

[CrazyHobo]

So Jarkster, why did you pretend to be an asian chick all these years?