Non-Serious RP

[Meldon]

It was a gay joke, Igor. It was a gay joke.

[CrazyHobo]

crap, I forgot that joke 

[Gruj]

OHSHI-

*very disturbing noises can be heard from the closet*

[CrazyHobo]

*sets plastic explosive on closet door*
*door explodes*
*Kills the licker*
*pulls DyC out of it*
Now then....touch my moonshine again and I'll throw a drunk, naked Flynn inside that closet 

[Gruj]

Hmm.... Ok

*goes over to the couch, pulls a 40 of Smirnoff from his coat and starts drinking*

[CrazyHobo]

Damn right, foo.
Drink your own booze 

[Gruj]

*puts the zombie head on the table so it is looking at Crazyhobo, with one eye closed like it would be winking at him, and continues to chug*

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

We seem to be running low on alchohol in here, someone go make the settlers bring in more.

>:3

[CrazyHobo]

*calls for the settlers*
*settlers arrive*
Here is your chance to get a better position in my eyes: get me some booze.
High quality booze gives high points, don't screw this up or I'll throw you into the closet 

*settlers run off*
Now then, to kill some more time
*calls secretaries for sexual pleasure&

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

*hi-five's hobo*

 

[CrazyHobo]

*hi-fives Modem in return*
Now lets see who outlasts who this time 

[Gruj]

Well... i know im out first on this one
*goes back to drinking his Vodka. putting his feet up on the coffee table and knocking over the zombie head causing  roll over to Crazy*

[Kamots]

*wonders if it will chew it's way up his leg*

[CrazyHobo]

*picks up the zombie head and makes an angry face with it and shows it to Kamots*

[Meldon]

You can put it on your mantel!