Non-Serious RP

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

"That's cool, I'll take the rest, hair colour won't matter after I do this!"

Modem downs two thirds of the keg of moonshine, he staggers up to (the two girls in the top pic)

"Heeeey...ladiesh, c'mon nao..."

Then they dissapear into a free room.

[CrazyHobo]

Ladies. You will feel the Dusk soon.
*disappears with the two brunettes into the other spare room*

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

*re-appears several hours later through the door, panting and wheezing, Hobo is still in the other room*

"Damn..*pant* that Russian..*wheeze* Couldn't...Outlast *pant*..him.."

*staggers back toward the remains of his Keg of moonshine*

[CrazyHobo]

*re-appears an hour later, after Modem reappeared, also panting and wheezing*
*staggers towards Modem with the moonshine*
I...win..
Now give me my moonshine.
*drinks a tonn of moonshine*
Ugh, Modem. It's the zombie apocalypse. No electricity here. No movie.
But luckily, we can get the slaves to put up a lesbo show.
*whisltes for the girls*
*notices one missing*
The hell did you do with one? O_o

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

"That's not important right now" Modem says as he tries to brush off a blood stain on his sleeve.

"More importantly, I took the loberty of scavanging some solar pannels from the outskirts of the city and installed them"

Modem flicks a cobweb covered switch and some disco lights come on.

"Nice eh? should go well with the show"

Modem sits in a large leather couch near the stage.

[Thuggernaut]

*Eats one of the women* Mmmmmmmm.....White woman good for Thugg!

[Kamots]

*Sees the door with the slot in it and thinks she had better go elsewhere*

[Meldon]

The male seretaries are in the East wing. ; D

[Kamots]

*Is looking for Zhufor* Well damn.

[Gruj]

*walks in the door, dragging a zombie female by the hair behind him*

Wait... whats that...

*sniff sniff...*

BOOOOOOOZE!!!! *runs over to the table, as the body of the female zed gets stuck on the frame and the head pops off leading a trail of blood on the floor, ducks his head under the Keg and takes a huge gulp of moonshine with the head dangling about*

[CrazyHobo]

*stumbles upon drunk DyC*
you drank all my moonshine.
Prepare to get in the closet.
*throws DyC into the closet*

[Gruj]

Noooooo!!!!!!!

*runs into the room with the secretary's with the keg*

[CrazyHobo]

*activates the self-destruct sequence in one of the secretaries, that's near DyC*
*laughs, as DyC knocks out unconcious*
Now then....Closet for you. And I just found a licker from Resident Evil in it
*throws DyC into the closet with the licker*
*fries the door shut*

[Meldon]

*Sigh* DyC3, come out of the closet!

[CrazyHobo]

but I fried it