Non-Serious RP

[CrazyHobo]

You enter a strange building, with the letters "NS" written on the door.
The interiour is strange as hell: pink flowers, sexy ass secretaries, walking aroun naked, some newbies dying miserably in the rooms, spread all over the building.
One of the sexy ass secretaries aproaches you and says "He's waiting for you in room Ω ((Omega))"
You search all the 28 floors for a room with such a symbol, only to let one of the sexy secretaries tell you, that that room is on the basement floor.
Annoyed, you walk all the 28 floors to the basement, cause this building has no **** elevator.
You enter the room with fear, for there are screams coming out of the room.
In it, you see a large table infront of you and a **** large library aroud it.
There's a door to the right, covered in blood.
A sexy secretary comes out of it, gives you a small kiss, then leaves, showing you her sexy ass.
After your errection fades off, a tall man in a purple pimp suit, with a full beard, aproaches you with a blood covered scalpel in hand.
He check out something in his notebook with his scalpel, then turns to you and says

"None of this is serious"

Non-Serious RP is pretty much, our Dusk Garden.
Brag about whatever the **** you want.
You can keep the strange building with secretaries in it, if you want.
I'm sure as hell keeping that building >_>

[CrazyHobo]

NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo o!!!!

I believe in a healthy life style

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

*Floats upward through the floor*

Who needs an elevator?

[CrazyHobo]

I need a Corona beer in DF >.<

[CrazyHobo]

who needs elevators, when you can do this?

*shadows blends all over the building*

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

MUST.....RESIST.... .EPIC.....WAR!! >.<

*hovers hand over the "summon cyborg army" button*

[CrazyHobo]

oooooooh.
Look at the cute Meldon kitty ^o^

*hugs Meldon*

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

KITTY!

*hand inches closer the the war button*

[CrazyHobo]

and would you look at that: he has a neko-nade.

Awwww, he's even pulling the pin for me ^_^

[CrazyHobo]

wait, why the **** are you throwing it at me?
NOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!
*is caught in the blast radius of a neko-nade*

[TRHeadshot]

*Grabs a Pineapple, a baseball bat, and a Jarki* "...One word.... RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!"

[CrazyHobo]

*emerges from the shadows, now a neko-shadow creature*
...
**** >.<

[CrazyHobo]

well then, get Chiko in here.

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

OHSHI-

TEH NEKO'S BE BREEDING!

*pushes the "summon cyborg army" button*

I shall stop this evil plauge of neko's with.....AN EVEN WORSE PLAUGE OF CYBORGS!

*gets beamed up to his command ship*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!

[CrazyHobo]

oh **** no.
*summons a neko-shadow army*
*blands to a shadow capital ship*
*Wolfhound spawn on the land*