*The T-Virus infects Rebecca Chambers:

Oh
****...How do I fight her?
With karate...and maybe the Dildosaw.
lol twilight you better be careful with that one she looks like she got
**** the government dont know about yet
That makes it even more enjoyable.
Those "toys" are for my enjoyment and everybody's entertainment.
Whatever blows your skirt up, Will
Funny story here...
Yesterday I forgot my PS Vita at school, today I was thinking ''OH
**** someone must've stolen it'' so I go the la cantina of the school, ask the security guards if they had seen anything, nope, they didnt, so I search search search for some clues, and next thing ye know, I see a teacher playing on it...
I asked him where he found it and he said ''in class B1.108'', and thats the place where I lost it yesterday, BUT he needed some proof to see if I was the true owner of the PS Vita, so yeah, I said that I had
**** on it, he said ''everyone can have that, the question is, what kind of
****?''
ಠ_ಠ
So I replied ''Hentai :|'' then he checked the photo's on the Vita, he laughed and gave it back XD
Bwahahahahahahahaha!! That's
**** awesome xD
No seriously I don't know...