All you oldfags and guests

[CrazyHobo]

oh, I'd marry her, if we weren't busy with our respective mating problems, so to say

[Superchaos2585]

  Wonderful story Igor. I. personally, would have been pretty mad at that prize, I don't really like pies =P
You should have picked me for your team. I'm a pretty fluent speaker of the English language =P.

[CrazyHobo]

but it was a cake, not a pie xD

I'd love to pick you for the team, but then you'd have to pay for your own transportatin 

[Superchaos2585]

A flight over there, eh? I wonder how much that would cost. XD

Also, I could have sworn you said pie. Either way blueberries are gross.

[Mustang MKIII]

That sounds like fun. I wish my school would spend money on something other than sports.

[CrazyHobo]

yeah, I never could understand what was the logic in US universitives: a dumb guy can get a free tutition because he plays for the university team, but a guy with an IQ of 172 has to work 3 jobs to stay in colledge?

[Mustang MKIII]

I know, but contrary to how bad the U.S. public school system sucks, the Universities here are among the world's best despite that fact.

[CrazyHobo]

and cost 60k dollard a year....

[Thuggernaut]

Yeah...the thought of tuition makes my damn toes curl v.v

[Phi]

Join Army
Mooch of the Gov't for tuition money
?
Profit.

[CrazyHobo]

actually is a good idea, but I require higher education.

My brains are just not made for manual labour, neither are my hands.

[Superchaos2585]

Now I'm not trying to say anything bad about you Igor, but you should never think you're above anything. =P

[CrazyHobo]

you don't get it, Alex.

I'm not cut out for working with my hands, literally.

I'm a brain worker

[Superchaos2585]

I do know what you mean, I'm just saying =P

[CrazyHobo]

then how is this relevant?