Non-Serious RP

[Meldon]

*Teleports*

[Thuggernaut]

*Follows Meldon through the teleporter just before it disappears*

[Ahhdamn]

I knewwwww it! Cylon scum.

[Thuggernaut]

Kill kill KILL!

[Meldon]

*Used magic, not machines, to teleport, making Thuggy's statement invalid*

*To high-ranking minion* Captain, ready our forces! The safety of the Neko Empire is in jeopardy!

[CrazyHobo]

oh **** no, I hope Modem doesnt see me doing this. D:

*spawn an army of shadow warriors*

[Meldon]

Heh heh heh...

*Sends Modem a hologram*

[CrazyHobo]

....
*watches, as a cyborg armada is aproaching from afar*

Well....
My army is ready, so it's time for a three sided war against a Neko meldong and my arch rival -_-

Captain, round the troops, we're blending in.

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

"So, the new battle ground has been decided at last..."

The large CCM fleet descends upon the planet, acompanied by CCM fighters, strafe bombing the shadow creatures position, covering the CCM drones as they disembark from the dropships.

"I will kill you this time."

Modem states, sitting in his command chair,then proceeds to laugh maniacly.

[Meldon]

Hail the Shadow flagship.

Anal Beads again Comrade, I pray that this time the cyborg forces can be beaten off my planet, yes?

[CrazyHobo]

Let us pray, comrade, for I have doubts now.

They are advancing right on the planet.
I only have a small detachement of my fleet with me, the rest is guarding the homeworld and the mining colony.

You will have to take the main battle upon yourself, while I go for Modem's flagship with my unit.

Have faith, comrade.

The shadow behemoth gets into his flagship and orders the captain to sally the forces.

The shadow fleet, although small, is made only of elites, for it's the personal guard of the behemoth. The behemoths flagship, while smaller then the cybernetic, is more versetile and has stealth technology installed on them, along with a drone production facility. Finally, it houses an EMP Nuke.

4 more cruisers possess heavy weapon bataries along with phase shields, which can absorb any damage.

All ships house 2000 combat fighers each, with the flagship holding 4000, so it's a total of 12000 small ships.

Among them are the advanced shadow stealth fighters and the heavy stealth bombers.

Though they will be outnumbered 20 to 1, they will get the job done.

[Meldon]

Anti-Aircraft and Anti-Spacecraft batteries surround the larger cities of the Neko Empire, including laser and missile technologies.

The fleet launches, led by the flagship N.E.S. Katejina, a heavy battlecruiser. Five smaller battlecruisers surround it, each of them leading a small fleet of 10 cruisers and destroyers. Each fleet holds roughly 20,000 smaller fighters and fighter/bombers, plus the larger ships' weaponry.

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

Smiling slightly, Modemkill watches the enemy movements on his viewscreen.

"I am prepared for your monstrous strength his time behemoth."

It was true, Modemkill, while constructing his Empire once more, stumbled across a new technology, or, an adaptation of an old technology, the process for creating or assimilating new drones had been turned into a weapon, each and every drone now had the ability to shoot out a small flexable metal tube from it's wrist which, at max range, would extend about two metres.

This tube contained thousands of nanites which, when injected into an enemy, would almost instantly render them unconcious, then, minutes later, the asimilation process would begin, after a meer ten minutes, the enemy would stand back up as a CCM drone, this made the drones much more lethal in close quarters combat than ever before.

On top of that, Modemkill had seen fit to install each drone with a backup energy batery, which would allow them to run an additional hour in the event of an EMP blast.

The cruisers and battleships outclassed the enemy in terms of power and defence.

Modem himself was installed with wrist mounted machineguns, which fired nanite bullets, which, should they imbed themselves in an enemy, will have the same effect as the metal tubes his drones use.

"Yes...I am prepared...this time, it will be your doom."

The smaller cruisers moved to inercept the Shadow fleets ships, they would be more effective since they were faster than the battleships, the battleships moved to begin bombardment on the planet itself, the smaller aircraft, too many to count, began to fire on the shadow fleet.

[CrazyHobo]

- Captain, I believe it is time we show our enemy some of our new tricks.

Copy that, my lord. Commencing shadow warp

The shadow warriors were preparing for the battle. As they observed the incoming enemy armada, they all gave out an evil grin, as if they were sure in their victory.

Suddenly, a dark purple field surrounds the entire shadow fleet. No weapon, fired by the cyborgs, can penetrate it, while the field keeps getting darker and darker.

50 seconds later, the entire shadow fleet is gone, nowhere to be seen.
The cyborgs ponder in wonder, as their sensors and radars only pick up Neko forces.

[Meldon]

Broadcast this message to all units, Captain.

Here we face the heart of the enemy that has threatened our lives, our way of life. They may be bigger than us. They may be more advanced than us. But they cannot defeat us. They fight because they want to. We fight to preserve our race. We fight for our homeland. Nothing is stronger than the conviction that we hold.

End transmission.

The enemy has started the bombardment! Fleets Alpha and Beta, commence attack on the bombers! All ground forces, commence fire on the enemy attack forces! All anti-air and anti-space batteries, commence firing!