By Kamots
So Zhufor, Vorax and Hobo are all hanging out watching TV when the phone rings. Three very sexy women want them to come over for blowjobs, but they have to get there fast...
NTCHBL: They jump in Vora's super fast sports car and start hauling ass across town.
NTCHBL: They go past a sign and there's a cop parked behind it.Of course since they were going so fast they get pulled over.
NTCHBL: The cop walks up to the car, she's drop dead sexy. They explain the situation to her in hopes that she'll be understanding and let them go on their way.
NTCHBL: She says "Well I'll make you a deal... If you all show me your
****, and you measure up to ten inches total, I'll let you go.
NTCHBL: So Zhu pulls his out and she measures it. He's got five inches.
NTCHBL: Vora pulls his out and she measures it. He's got four inches.
NTCHBL: Hobo pulls his out for her to measure. He's got an inch.
NTCHBL: She giggles and says "Well I did say if you all totalled ten inches you could go. Have a good night gentlemen"
NTCHBL: They get back in the car and start going to their destination.
NTCHBL: Omen says "Damn I'm happy I had five inches."
NTCHBL: Vora says "Damn I'm happy I had four inches"
NTCHBL: and Hobo says "God you guys should be so happy I had a stiffy"