Message #42934

[Sir Modemkill, Cyborg!]

Very nice, though, you forgot to mention a few details.

Such as the fact that literally everything, and I'm not exaggerating here, within their doctrine, is stolen from older religions.

Such as Jesus Christ, the idea of which was stolen from Mithraism, the Roman Soldier religion of the sun god, where Mithras was the son of god, had twelve disciples, was betrayed, crucified, and resurrected, all in the exact same time frames of the year as Jesus, pretty much a carbon copy.

Or the fact that they basically obliterated the cult of Mithras so they could steal that ****.

Or how the vast majority of christians don't even know the name of their god, and no, it's not "God"

Perhaps the fact that half of the **** they preach, is (and go read the bible if you don't believe me) taken out of context, and is actually intertwined with slavery, pedophilia, ****, torture, mutilation, pro warfare messages, and all other manner of absolutely vile things.

Though we could always concentrate on the more recent exploits of the church, even if I were to skip over the largest case of mass child **** in history, or the violent brainwashing, or the self loathing the teachings inspire, or the countless atrocities committed in the name of religion (You know, the little things), the fact still remains, the church is the largest money making scam in the history of making money, they are the richest organization in the world, completely and utterly above the law (Seriously, they only ever have to submit to internal investigations), and pay absolutely no, ****, taxes.

Brainwashed old people are conned into leaving these sick, demented, con artists their life savings, the deeds to their property, and basically everything else they own when they die, and somehow everyone is okay with this.

And seriously, besides all that, the people in the church are nothing more than a crowd of lazy **** **** who don't want to work a real **** job, seriously, how much of a cop out is being a priest, there's nothing hard about it, you read from a **** book every so often to a bunch of braindead imbeciles who aren't even listening to you anyway, and you pass around a bowl to collect money, then you go home and bugger the six year old boy you have locked under your stairs.

WHAT A DIFFICULT **** LIFE YOU HAVE YOU USELESS SACK OF ****.


And one of the things that irritates me the **** MOST about them, is that they claim to know what happens when you die, and not only do they know, they know in GREAT DETAIL, they know EXACTLY what the **** is happening to your ass when your heart stops pumping blood.

"Oh, you'll see a white light, and feel extreme peace, and then, you'll be standing in front of the pearly gates, and saint peter will be there, wearing a blue robe, and has a white beard three feet long, and he'll read about you in his magic book, and if you were a good little boy, he'll open the gate for you, then you'll go inside, and Jesus will be there, wearing a white robe and brown sandals, and beside him, six angels will be standing there in green robes, and two of them will be playing trumpets, and the other four-"

FOR **** SAKE, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS ****?! YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE AFTERLIFE THAN YOU DO ABOUT ACTUAL **** LIFE, YOU GOD DAMN LYING, CONNING, PILE OF WASTED DNA!


And you would THINK, that instead of spending BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS building new **** megachurches dripping in gold and all manner of other lavish crap, that they would at least spend SOME of it trying to better the god damn community.

And yes, I KNOOOOW that SOME members of church do do community service, but I mean REALLY? okay, so they help in a soup kitchen, big **** deal, if you took the money it took to build ONE of their THOUSANDS of cathedrals, you could feed every fucker in that soup kitchen....FOR LIFE.

****! Build a **** orphanage or a hospital next time, we have enough churches, seriously!


Oho, but I'm not done yet!

Next we have these self righteous Cuntbags that think they know exactly how everyone else should live their lives, and not only do they think this, they act on it, and not only that, they TRY TO MANIPULATE THE LAW TO FORCE YOU TO FOLLOW THEIR RETARDED **** GUIDELINES.

Gay marriage.
Abortion.
Stem cell research.
Education in schools.
Evolution.


The list is, endless.

**** you, you **** sucking, dress wearing, child molesting, mutated ballsack, don't try to tell me how to live my life, and especially don't force it on my via the motherfucking law.



I could probably go on forever on the subject, but I think I've made my point.