*walks in the door, dragging a zombie female by the hair behind him*
Wait... whats that...
*sniff sniff...*
BOOOOOOOZE!!!!

*runs over to the table, as the body of the female zed gets stuck on the frame and the head pops off leading a trail of blood on the floor, ducks his head under the Keg and takes a huge gulp of moonshine with the head dangling about*