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Posted by: Superchaos2585
« on: June 22, 2012, 10:50:43 am » Poop covered Mozzarella dinosaurs. With Silver Nickles.
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Posted by: Twilightpersona« on: June 22, 2012, 05:24:33 am »A short story with smileys!
 - (Is walking out of his house) Man that was awesome! - (Neighbor walking by) Hey what's up man? you look happier than usual.- Oh nothing...just had a great time is all...- What happened?- If I told you it would blow your mind dude... - ( 's mom walks out of the house) Last night was so much fun dear, how about we do it again real soon? - ('s raction) I am sooo out of here! *runs off*- Wait where are you going? Why do you think he ran off like that honey?* turns around to look at his mom who is wearing lingirie*- OMG! I think I know why... *runs after * Wait dude, Its not what it looks like! I didn't **** my mom, we were just roleplaying!Posted by: Twilightpersona« on: June 01, 2012, 11:31:15 am »That is hilarious.
Posted by: CrazyHobo« on: May 29, 2012, 04:03:30 am »By Kamots
So Zhufor, Vorax and Hobo are all hanging out watching TV when the phone rings. Three very sexy women want them to come over for blowjobs, but they have to get there fast... NTCHBL: They jump in Vora's super fast sports car and start hauling ass across town. NTCHBL: They go past a sign and there's a cop parked behind it.Of course since they were going so fast they get pulled over. NTCHBL: The cop walks up to the car, she's drop dead sexy. They explain the situation to her in hopes that she'll be understanding and let them go on their way. NTCHBL: She says "Well I'll make you a deal... If you all show me your ****, and you measure up to ten inches total, I'll let you go. NTCHBL: So Zhu pulls his out and she measures it. He's got five inches. NTCHBL: Vora pulls his out and she measures it. He's got four inches. NTCHBL: Hobo pulls his out for her to measure. He's got an inch. NTCHBL: She giggles and says "Well I did say if you all totalled ten inches you could go. Have a good night gentlemen" NTCHBL: They get back in the car and start going to their destination. NTCHBL: Omen says "Damn I'm happy I had five inches." NTCHBL: Vora says "Damn I'm happy I had four inches" NTCHBL: and Hobo says "God you guys should be so happy I had a stiffy" Posted by: CrazyHobo« on: May 27, 2012, 11:01:35 pm »sumobitch, even I, a great anime hater, find that hot : O
Posted by: Twilightpersona« on: May 25, 2012, 07:34:26 am »Nooooo! my weakness!!!
 You evil prick!!! Posted by: Thuggernaut« on: May 25, 2012, 07:30:31 am »Idk, what DO I have planned? :O
Posted by: Twilightpersona« on: May 25, 2012, 07:17:20 am »Oh shi- what do you have planned??
Posted by: Thuggernaut« on: May 25, 2012, 07:13:50 am »;P
Posted by: Twilightpersona« on: May 25, 2012, 07:11:01 am »No, Hentai...oh shi- I just told you...dam it!
Posted by: Thuggernaut« on: May 25, 2012, 07:08:24 am »Your gaydom?
Posted by: Twilightpersona« on: May 25, 2012, 07:06:52 am »How did you know powerade made me shoot lasers?! It's a good thing you don't know my weakness...
Posted by: Thuggernaut« on: May 25, 2012, 06:55:07 am »Bwahahahahaha
 Posted by: Twilightpersona« on: May 25, 2012, 06:50:10 am »Nooooo! not powerade!! FUUUUU- *Shoots laser from mouth*
Posted by: Thuggernaut« on: May 25, 2012, 06:48:26 am »Powerade...
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